if i had a dollar for every time an adult asked me about college then i’d have enough money to pay for college
a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”
i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early
YOU PUT THIS IN WORDS
Emma, you’re playing the character of Gwen Stacy. According to comic books, she majored in Biochemistry. So, my question is this: In Biochemistry, what is an activated complex?
imagine a series where everyone is already dead and enjoying the afterlife but the events start to happen and people start to revive so the plot focuses on people trying to cling to death because they dont want to go back to the world and live and have to put up with everything
so in this series instead of the usual “everyone dies” tragedy the problem becomes that “everyone lives”
WRITE A BOOK
"Do you think Jade would wear a white wedding dress?"
No way in hell.
March 29th, 2014.